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bryan mills from the movie taken first goes to mcdonald's in town to order a 20-piece nugget, he get's shorted one so he goes onto his laptop computer to find out the store's phone number, all of the employees, and he remembers what that grill cook's name tag said, which was the same grill cook wo shorted him his 20th nugget, and then he calls that mcdonald's after he leaves and asks for that grill cook, he tells him,
"i don't know who you are. i don't know what you want. if you're looking for random i can't tell you i don't have money. but what i have are a particual set skills. skills i've aquired over a very long career. skills, that make me a nightmare for people like you. if you give an extra chicken nugget to compensate for you shorting me a nugget the next time i go in and order, and believe me, i'll let you know when you're making my order, i will not pursue you. that'll be the end of it. but if you don't, i will look for you. i WILL find you... and i will kill you."
the mcemployee laughs and says "good luck." on the phone and hangs up.
3 days later after that mcemployee gets off work and is at home, bryan mills knocks on the door disguised as an itialian pizza man with a hot fresh pizza in his hand with a fake mustache much like how irategamer's twin evil gamer was trying to do between the 4 to 5 minute mark of this video,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7FfV11DATI
but only this time, bryan mills says how a local pizza parlor is giving away free pizzas to people living in town in exchange for a survey to say what they think of their pizza. the mcemployee doesn't know what bryan mills looks like yet since bryan never introduced himself to him until just then right there. although the mcemployee finds it to be a little odd that a pizza parlor is giving away free pizzas, as soon as he takes the pizza box, bryan mills then starts kicking his as# and then knocks out his family members in the house, he takes off the fake mustache and tells him he's the guy who wanted his extra chicken nugget from a few days ago, but who he didn't listen to.
he knocks the guy out, takes him with him, takes him to an underground basement, ties him to a chair wired so he can electorcute him at will by cranking up a knob. he wakes him up, tells him about how there was methods of torture used in wars, and then starts asking about who he sold the missing nugget to, and when he doesn't tell him, he jams metal spikes into his legs and then electrocutes him, and then he puts a soaked rag into his mouth and electorcutes him some more. and then when he asks for the torture to please stop and that he'll tell him, and then he tells him that he's sorry and that he didn't think he'd make such a big deal out of it, and that instead of putting all 20 in there, he secretly ate the 20th one when no one was looking at that moment.
and then bryan says "ok, i believe you. but it's not gonna save you."
and then bryan cranks the electricity all the way up by turning the knob all the way up, and it kills him as bryan mills leaves.
i'm looking for some good laughs so please, no rude comments.
i like watching videos by both irategamer and angry video game nerd, so the though of him pretending he was a pizzaman with a pizza with a fake mustache like irategamer did in that 7up review seemed extremely hilarious, so wanted to add that in there just for fun.
i remember watching that movie back in june of 2009.
imagine if bryan mills played hide and go seek with his daughter in that mansion she lived in.
and since i want things to be fair and equal between guys and women, i would've liked it if some of tbose bad guys in that movie were women and if he killed those women as well, and where he would've also hurt or knocked out innocent woman bystanders and waitresses to offset the fact that he did that to innocent male bystanders and waiters.
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